Seattle's December Freezeee... Near yet so far...

SPOTTED - Snow and Mother Nature putting their difference aside and joining forces... with bitches like them, who needs an army...

Seattle's hateful wrath of Snow... typical Thursday morning, did the routine of waking up (about 3 snooze hits), turn on Q13 News, take a shower and off to work... change of daily routine, why... SNOW is falling and it doesn't look like it's stopping... so Plan B is in effect, take the car, go slow since the office is on a 2 hour delay and pick up Aimee. Simple plan right? Well everything went according to plan, I didn't know that Aimee and I were about to have a lil adventure before physically in the office today....

This is Aimee and me...

Here it goes:

• Slippery when... iced (8:29 a.m.)
  

6th & Marion, the last hill before getting in the garage. Took us 15-20 mins to get up from this, with my car working overtime and using everything it got to get us through it.
VICTORIOUS bitchess 1 - 0

• Kill Joy (aka K.J.) (8:40 a.m.)
  

After the strenuous up hill battle, the smell of burnt rubber and the feeling of
happiness and content... there's a thing called... K.J. (Kill Joy). To get in the garage and park
we go down 6th and Columbia (hate one way streets) but we did not know it was closed...
See the jack knifed 18 wheeler...
DEFEAT: 1 - 1

• Traffic (Start: 8:49 a.m. - End: 9:21 a.m.)
  

After tasting defeat... the dreaded henchmen of Mother Nature... H20, Slush & Artic Freeze that can combine and turns into Mr. H-Ice. Thus, turning all roads into an Ice Escapade and causes major traffic... argh!
I-LOSE: 1 -2

And to make it a little bit more amusing and fun, here's a few clips of an Un-Synchronized ice skater... (Video below) From Germany- We got EClass Mercedes and from Japan- SUv Infinity.

And making their debut in Couples Division, here's JettaJetta from Germany (Video below)

NOT QUALIFIED: 1 - 3

• Swipe... Denied (9:45 a.m.)
  

After the terrible events that Aimee and I just went through, it was snowing harder and sticking faster than a fruit fly. More and more signs were being put up, and the more signs up, the further we veer off to our destination...
SWIPE AGAIN: 1 - 4

• The Agony of Defeat

Ended up parking between Washington and Yesler. Aimee and I got our stuff and hiked to work... Though late or not... Aimee and I made it in... (Arrived 10:05 a.m.)

*******

"The stronger men will be in front, the jaded
ones will fall behind, and on this plan only one-tenth
of your army will reach its destination."- Sun Tzu, Art Of War: Maneuvering

***Ain't karma a b!tch? We know Jass is... xoxo***